Shower Thoughts: Day 8

M's Step by Step Guide to Thursdays:

Yawn
roll over
remove eyes from package of protective slime
look reticent for a while
direct fuzzy gaze slowly towards clock
hazily mull over the words twelve o'clock
linger whilst reality goes about the slow process of dawning
leap out of bed
dive into shower
rub frenziedly, applying soap only to such areas as have been deemed essential
jump out of shower
devote at least ten minutes to the removal of water from ears
spend the rest of the day languishing in front of the computer
go to bed late.
Repeat.